Men are, men are, men are,
men are strong
men are tough
men are surly, men are rough
men are mates
men drink beer
men are brave and don’t show fear
men slap backs
men sing songs
men are men and men are strong
men don’t touch
men aren’t drips
men shake hands with vice-like grips.
men like fighting
men like cars
men like shouting with men in bars
men like football
and now and then
men like men like men like men
no they don’t
men beat up queers
men live with their mums for year and years
men have beards
and hairy chests
men walk through blizzards in string vests.
men can embrace
and bare their soul
but only if they’ve scored a goal
men leap tall buildings
men are tough
men don’t know when they’ve had enough
men drive fast cars with wide wheels
men have muscles
men have sweat
men wear trousers
men have flies
men kick sand in each other’s eyes
men stand alone
men show no fears
men have hobbies and hairy ears
men have willies
men have bums
men are good at science and sums
men aren’t loving
men don’t dance
men don’t change their underpants.
men climb mountains
in the snow
men don’t cook and men don’t sew
men are bosses
men are chums
men build office blocks and slums
men make bombs
men make war
men are stupid, men are bores
men ignore
what women see
and call our story history.
(The Joeys men are)
You can write a reply, a continuation or create new similar poem your welcome to try and i am very looking froward to reading your reply.
2 comments:
The last line is the hook.
Are you the initial author...pre your extending the offer to collaborate with bloggers who comment lines to add?
I don't remember why I wrote this 10 years ago (when I was 15!) but I just found it again and thought I should reply to your post (if you even see this!)
Women Are:
Women are, women are, women are.
Women are smart
women are clever
women are strong and certainly better.
Women are girly
women love to shop
women can shop, but don't know how to stop
Women are posh
women are chavs
women giggle and have funny laughs
women are passionate
women are pure
women love beauty and are too darn sure
Women will cry
just cos they want
women are extra and very adamant
women are squirmy
women are scared
women are humorous and just plain weird
women have girlfriends
women love boys
sometimes they treat them just like toys
women like kisses
women love hugs
but they are surely scared of bugs
When they see a spider
women will scream, "Eeek!"
Women hate guys who are total geeks
When PMS starts
women will tear you apart
But don't mind that, it's not from the heart.
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